ROTFLOL! Too bad I'm at work! Really, you need to stop posting things like this or I'm going to get fired.

my dad was a highschool teacher for about 30 years...among the students he taught, were these two:

first and middle name: Nosmo King
first name: Shithead (pronounced ShitAde)

you "don't know" how you got there? (planning ahead, are ya?)

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!! I've been scared out of my wits. This stuff is incredible.

ah... and the illustrious patrick joins us here at unleashed. welcome.

I'm NOT looking for names (we have two picked out, thanks), but the laughs were WONDERFUL!

as a teacher of young children i am faced with some interesting names. here are a couple to add to the list:

Gader (yep... just like alligator)
Shai (shay)
Aaliyah (yes.. she was named after the deceased singer)
Harleigh (hi i'm named after a motorcycle company but if you spell it different maybe noone will notice!)
Ivy (i've always hated this name)
Eben (huh?)
Callan
Serenity
Trevon (pronounced Trey-von)
Madigan
Tate (i kind of like it but a girl has this name... always figured it was a boys name)

i'm sure more to come as my teaching years progress!