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k: you have a... large phone.

g: actually, i'm just happy to see you. would you like to hold it?

k: it's very wide.

j: it's got girth!

k: okay. that's it. i'm done. i can't handle this!

g: yeah, i get that a lot. 

Posted on Saturday, September 24, 2005 at 11:20PM by Registered Commentermdog | CommentsPost a Comment

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