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variations on a jingle

b and i were singing "rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" in the car the other day. unbeknownst to either of us, people sing DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THIS SONG. i had no idea.

so, i'm taking a survey! how did you fill in the parentheses when you sang this as a kid?

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer!)
had a very shiny nose (like a lightbulb!)
and if you ever saw it (saw it!)
you would even say it glows (like a lightbulb!)

all of the other reindeer (reindeer!)
used to laugh and call him names (like dumbo!)
they never let poor rudolph (rudolph!)
join in any reindeer games (like football!)

then one foggy christmas eve
santa came to say (ho ho ho!)
"rudolph, with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

then all the reindeer loved him (loved him!)
as they shouted out with glee (yippee!)
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer!)
you'll go down in history (like the indians*!)


*that would be the cleveland indians, lest anyone get all politically correct on me.

Posted on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 09:49AM by Registered Commentermdog | Comments16 Comments

Reader Comments (16)

Uh... hello stranger. I have to say I haven't come to visit you in awhile. So I have lots of catching up to do! Now.. onto the Reindeer song. Yes, I will tell you how I echo it:

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer!)
had a very shiny nose (like a lightbulb!)
and if you ever saw it (saw it!)
you would even say it glows (like a flashlight!)

all of the other reindeer (reindeer!)
used to laugh and call him names (like Pinocchio!)
they never let poor rudolph (rudolph!)
join in any reindeer games (like monopoly!)

then one foggy christmas eve
santa came to say (ho ho ho!)
"rudolph, with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

then all the reindeer loved him (loved him!)
as they shouted out with glee (yippee!)
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer!)
you'll go down in history (like Colombus!)

Dec 22, 2008 at 10:35AM | Unregistered CommenterMelissa

Laura and I were singing this the other day and "join in any reindeer games (like football!)" turned into (like Monopoly!)

Dec 22, 2008 at 10:39AM | Unregistered Commenterpaul

Agreed! I am so glad other people sang "Like Monopoly" because M was looking at me like I was crazy.

Also:

used to laugh and call him names (like pinnochio!)


you'll go down in history (like George Washington!)

Dec 22, 2008 at 10:43AM | Unregistered CommenterBetsy

paul - "turned into"? like, one of you was singing something else first?

Dec 22, 2008 at 10:47AM | Registered Commentermdog

The sjw version is nearly the same as yours, but:

all of the other reindeer (reindeer)
used to laugh and call him names (like pinocchio!)
they never let poor rudolph (rudolph!)
join in any reindeer games (like monolopy!)

and no echo after "you'll go down in history".

in my opinion, any reindeer that called rudolph 'dumbo' because of his nose should have had a hoof shoved up his ***. i don't get the connection. :-P

Dec 22, 2008 at 10:57AM | Unregistered Commentersjw

monopoly. i stand corrected.

Dec 22, 2008 at 10:59AM | Unregistered Commentersjw

like pinocchio, like monopoly, like columbus!

Dec 22, 2008 at 11:09AM | Unregistered Commenterrachel mcH

I also grew up singing "like Monopoly!" But our echo of "you'll go down in history" was "(on page forty-niiiiiiiine)", sung in a manner that would indicate there was a piano chord being trilled under it, like the finale of a big number.

Dec 22, 2008 at 11:36AM | Unregistered CommenterAnn-Marie

oy. These never made sense to me, but in my elementary school it was
hoofball

I can't remember the name they called him, but I don't think it was dumbo

and we shouted out with glee like toothpaste. Don't ask, I have no idea.

And you'll go down in history like George Washington, followed by a second echo (DC). Again it makes no sense. I actually remember being mad because it made no sense.

Ah well.

Dec 22, 2008 at 07:06PM | Unregistered Commenterkt

we also did the "like george washington" at the end.
merry christmas!

Dec 24, 2008 at 03:36AM | Unregistered Commenterliz

pinocchio, monopoly & george washington.
and that was growing up in north dakota

Dec 26, 2008 at 03:21PM | Unregistered Commentermar

aha! a canadian version... "like napoleon!"

fun post :D

Dec 30, 2008 at 07:56PM | Unregistered Commenterlana

I heard a bunch of screaming Aussies singing this at "Carols by Candlelight" a couple of weeks ago (since when is Rudolph a _carol_?????) I remember being a little baffled by what they chucked in the echoes, but I can't remember the details now.

My own Central Ohio recollection is:
light bulb, dumbo, football, and Columbus.

Jan 4, 2009 at 05:48AM | Unregistered CommenterTalinn

After overhearing some kids singing over the holiday season, I'm proud to update that they called him names like "fudge face," at least in south-west Ohio.

Jan 4, 2009 at 07:41PM | Unregistered Commenterkt

I'm in the 'like Pinocchio, like Monopoly, and like George Washington' group, and that's consistent from central Arkansas, east Texas, and west Ohio. Although I think some from all those states would throw in Columbus at times.

Jan 27, 2009 at 01:59PM | Unregistered CommenterJenlyn

Love this. Three minor changes:
Names...(like Pinocchio) - which really makes no sense at all
Games... (like Monopoly)
History... (like Lincoln)

As an aside, I've decided that I don't like the whole concept of this story anyway, it's kind of mean spirited and prejudiced.

Jan 29, 2009 at 08:50PM | Unregistered CommenterTB

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